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Sass-tainable House Cleaning: Your Guide to Efficient, Stylish, and Sustainable Housekeeping

Well, well, well, look who's here! You've come to the right place, my eco-conscious friends. If you think sustainable house cleaning is all about lemons and baking soda, buckle up for a wild ride! Today, we're going to dive into the fabulous world of sustainable cleaning - the sassy, efficient, and tech-savvy way. I'm Dan Pontarlier, your personal guide to a cleaner, greener, and sassier lifestyle, and I'm here to teach you how to make your house sparkle without sacrificing your style, time, or the planet.

Creating Your Ultimate Sass-tainable Cleaning Spreadsheet

I might be feeding my OCD by doing this, but it feels pretty good to be in control of everything. The first step towards an organized and efficient cleaning routine is creating a detailed spreadsheet. This will help you keep track of all your tasks, the areas of your house, the frequency, and the tools and products needed. Here's a simple breakdown of the columns you should include:

  • Action: The specific cleaning task (e.g., dusting, mopping).

  • Area: The room or area of your house where the task takes place (e.g., living room, bathroom).

  • Frequency: How often the task should be completed (e.g., daily, weekly, monthly).

  • Length: The estimated time it will take to complete the task (e.g., 15 minutes, 30 minutes).

  • Tools and Products: The tools or products required for the task (e.g., vacuum cleaner, microfiber cloth, all-purpose cleaner).

Trust me, having everything organized in a spreadsheet will make Marie Kondo look like an amateur.

Here's an example table to get you started:










15 min

Microfiber cloth, dusting wand




20 min

Vacuum cleaner




30 min

Scrub brush, bathroom cleaner




45 min

Window cleaner bot, cloth cleaning

Assembling Your Sass-tainable Cleaning Kits

Now that you've got your spreadsheet ready, it's time to create your cleaning kits. I recommend having separate kits for each area of your house, such as the kitchen, bathroom, laundry, and windows. This will ensure you always have the right tools and products at hand, making your cleaning routine a breeze.

I have different carriers for each area, so I just have to grab and go. Of course, this also means that the HQ of your cleaning tools and products need to be organized too. To make things even more efficient, invest in a fashionable waistband to carry your cleaning supplies while you work your magic. No more running back and forth for that missing spray or cloth - everything you need will be right there with you!

The Fine Art of Cloth-ology

Choosing the right cloth for the right surface is crucial for efficient and sustainable cleaning. Here's a quick guide to matching cloths with materials:

  • Glass and mirrors: Use a lint-free microfiber cloth for a streak-free shine.

  • Wood surfaces: A soft, non-abrasive cloth works best to avoid scratching the finish.

  • Stainless steel: Opt for a non-abrasive microfiber cloth to prevent scratches and smudges.

  • Electronic screens: A smooth, anti-static microfiber cloth will safely remove dust and fingerprints.

DIY Eco-friendly Cleaning Sprays and Wipes

No Sass-tainable Cleaning guide would be complete without a nod to homemade cleaning solutions. Mix cleaning vinegar (1/10), distilled water (9/10), and a few drops of essential oils (I swear by lemon, orange, and tea tree) to create an all-purpose cleaning spray. To make your own cleaning wet wipes, simply soak kitchen paper rolls in the same mixture and store them in a tupperware container. These DIY cleaning sprays and wipes are not only eco-friendly but also budget-friendly, and they'll leave your home smelling fresh and fabulous.

Embracing Your Inner Tech Diva: Bots to the Rescue

Let's talk bots! In our quest for a more efficient and sustainable cleaning routine, we must harness the power of technology. And what's more fabulous than having a team of cleaning bots at your beck and call? Here are a few game-changing devices to consider:

  • Window cleaner bots: These nifty gadgets use suction to attach themselves to your windows and then glide over the surface, leaving your panes crystal clear. No more ladders, squeegees, or sore arms!

  • Vacuum cleaner bots: Set these smart, disc-shaped devices loose on your floors, and watch them navigate around furniture, sucking up dirt and dust as they go. Many vacuum cleaner bots also come with a mopping function, so you get double the cleaning power. Plus, the best models have an automatic base that empties the dust bin and cleans the mopping pads for you. Gone are the days of messy manual emptying and cleaning—ain't nobody got time for that!

  • Mop bots: While some vacuum cleaner bots offer mopping functionality, standalone mop bots specialize in cleaning and sanitizing hard floors with a damp microfiber pad. Combine them with a vacuum cleaner bot for ultimate floor-cleaning efficiency.

  • Gutter cleaning bots: Forget climbing up and down ladders to clean your gutters. These remote-controlled bots can zip along your gutters, brushing out leaves and debris, so you can stay safely on the ground.

By embracing your inner tech diva and investing in these handy bots, you'll save time, energy, and contribute to a more sustainable lifestyle. Oh, and just to be clear, I'm not getting paid to promote any brands here. I'm all about sharing the love for the bots, not the brands!

The Sass-tainable Cleaning Routine

With all the tools, knowledge, and technology in place, it's time to craft the perfect Sass-tainable Cleaning Routine. Follow these steps to create a cleaning schedule that keeps your home shining and your sanity intact:

  • Prioritize your tasks: Use your spreadsheet to identify the most important and time-sensitive tasks. Tackle these first to make the biggest impact in the shortest amount of time.

  • Break it down: Instead of trying to clean your entire home in one day, divide your tasks across the week. Focus on one room or area each day to make the process more manageable.

  • Set a timer: Allocate a specific amount of time for each task and use a timer to stay on track. This will help you stay focused and prevent you from getting bogged down in any one task.

  • Engage the bots: Schedule your cleaning bots to work in tandem with your routine, ensuring your floors and windows stay consistently clean with minimal effort.

  • Enjoy your downtime: Remember to give yourself breaks and time to relax. A Sass-tainable Cleaning Routine is all about maintaining a clean and stylish home without sacrificing your well-being.

So there you have it, my eco-conscious comrades - the ultimate guide to Sass-tainable Cleaning. With the right tools, techniques, and attitude, you can clean your home in style, save time, and help protect our precious planet. The journey to a cleaner, greener, and sassier lifestyle is just beginning. Keep exploring, experimenting, and sharing your sustainable cleaning adventures with me on Instagram, LinkedIn, and 21buttons. Together, we'll transform the way we clean and show the world that sustainability and style can coexist. Happy cleaning, eco-warriors!


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